Sunday, November 02, 2008

Tombstone, Reprise

For today’s performance Tim Tebow will play Wyatt Earp, Matthew Stafford will be Ike Clanton, and Knowshon Moreno the just popped Stillwell.

Scene: In the tunnel just before kickoff.

Tim Tebow: All right, Stafford... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it!
You see that? [pulls open his coat, revealing a Heisman Trophy]

Tim Tebow: It says Heisman Trophy Winner.

Matthew Stafford: [terrified, pleading] Tim, please, I...

Tim Tebow: [referring to Moreno, laying in a heap on the ground] Take a good look at him, Matt... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up! [shoves Matt down roughly with his cleat]

Tim Tebow: The Bulldogs are finished, you understand? I see a red jersey, I knock out the man wearin' it! [lets Matt up to run for his life]

Tim Tebow: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the Gators are comin'! [shouts]

Tim Tebow: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... [louder]

Tim Tebow: Hell's coming with me!

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