Thursday, September 04, 2008

The Hurricanes Are Coming!

And you thought we weren’t going to post anything about the big events coming up.

First of all, take a look at this –

This chick is named “Hanna”, presently a popular girl’s name. In fact preschools are filled with snot nosed little Hanna’s everywhere. In the case of this Hanna, she seems to have found her way to the Bahamas and stalled. The weather geeks keep insisting she is ready to start anytime. Kind of reminds you of Marve.

Then, feast your eyes on this stud –

“Ike” is his name. The only Ike I have really ever heard of was Ike Turner, and we all know what a bad son-of-a-bitch he was. In relation to accusations of abusing his famous wife, Ike said "Sure, I've slapped Tina... There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I have never beat her."
Don't Mess with Ike

Ike might be dead, but this hurricane is very much alive. I highly recommend all Tina’s to get the hell out of the way of this Hurricane.

Finally we have this lady –

They call her “Josephine” and like a decent season for the “U”, she is still far off. That is not to underestimate her, however. If a bitch named “Josephine” could ruin the life of somebody as bad-ass as Napoleon, her namesake here might cause all sorts of trouble some time down the road.

As for those other Hurricanes-

Somehow they don’t seem so scary.


Anonymous said...

you didnt like ike hilliard?

Mergz said...

How the hell could I forget about Ike Hilliard? (Answer - Beer and Age).

So this hurricane will be speedy and mean?

Jason said...

Hmm... in that case should we expect it to stop and pop?

skigator93 said...

I guess that means we should expect hurricane Ike to cause trembling fear in the southeastern US on Saturday, but then not do a whole hell of a lot on Sunday?!?!